Talking Knockers | Labyrinth 1:1 Life-Size Replica | Hand-Painted Prop
“It’s useless talking to them!”
Bring a piece of the Goblin King’s maze to your own front door. Inspired by the classic 1986 film Labyrinth, these faithful replicas of the iconic talking knockers are forged with the same soul and sarcasm as the originals. Whether you choose the one who can’t hear or the one who can’t speak, these treasures are made to strike a chord with any fan of Jim Henson’s masterpiece.
🛠️ Artisan Forge & Materials
I adapt my process to ensure the highest detail regardless of the scale:
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Small Sizes (XXXS to XS): 3D printed in High-Definition Resin for crisp, intricate textures.
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Large Sizes (M to XXXL): 3D printed in Pro-Grade PLA, then meticulously sanded and hand-painted to achieve a professional, metallic look.
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Functionality: This is a real knocker! The rings move and allow you to actually strike the door. Each pair includes the corresponding striking plates to protect your surface and complete the look.
🎨 Movie-Accurate & Custom Colors
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Bronze Greenish Rust: This is the movie-accurate choice. It replicates the metallic copper look with the iconic green oxidation found in the film.
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Gray Forge: A sleek, industrial metallic finish (as seen in the main product photos).
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Antique Gold: For a royal, weathered treasure vibe.
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Metallic Blue & Red: For those who want a unique, “Pirate” twist on a classic.
📐 Sizing Guide (Vertical Diameter)
Note: Measurements refer to the plate diameter; the hanging knocker adds additional length below.
| Size | Diameter (cm) | Scale / Reference | Price (Pair) |
| XXXL | 36 cm / 14″ | 1:1 Life-Size (Movie Scale) | 369,00 € |
| XXL | 32 cm / 12.5″ | Massive Display | 329,00 € |
| XL | 28 cm / 11″ | High Impact | 279,00 € |
| L | 24 cm / 10″ | Standard Door Size | 239,00 € |
| M | 20 cm / 8″ | Shelf / Office | 189,00 € |
| S | 16 cm / 6″ | Small Decor | 149,00 € |
| XS | 12 cm / 5″ | CD/DVD Scale | 119,00 € |
| XXS | 10 cm / 4″ | Miniature | 99,00 € |
| XXXS | 8 cm / 3″ | Keychain/Desk Accessory | 69,00 € |
🏗️ Installation & Display
Every knocker is designed to be easily mounted in your “hideout”:
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Mounting: Features four slots on the back for secure hanging or permanent fixing to a door.
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Striking Plates: Included with every pair to ensure the “thud” sounds exactly as it should.
📦 Shipping & Personalization
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Ships from: My independent workshop in Spain.
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Klarna: Pay in 3 interest-free installments to secure your 1:1 replica today.
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IG Shout-out: Leave your handle! I love showing off the sanding and painting of these large-scale pieces.
Note: This is a fan-made, handcrafted tribute. I am an independent artisan, and this product is not officially affiliated with any brand. Each pair is uniquely finished for the pirate who claims it.
📸 See them in Action
Watch me sand and paint these massive 36cm knockers: @PirateTerrible (Instagram, TikTok, YouTube).
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