I am PIRATE TERRIBLE.

When I was a kid, I was obsessed with pirates. And ninjas. And robots. And zombies. And aliens…

I always wanted to hold those incredible artifacts I saw in movies and video games, but in stores, I only found expensive official products or mediocre quality. It drove me crazy! So, I decided to make them myself.

From a Hobby to a Hideout!

At first, it was just a way to own pieces of the pop culture from the ’80s, ’90s, and 2000s. Little by little, commissions started coming in.

Today, I’ve spent over 4 years in my workshop, surrounded by filament and resin printers, tools, and paints. Each piece is made to my own standards, as if it were for myself—they are my treasures.

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Pirates
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Years
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Hand-painted (Handcrafted quality).

I’m not a maker.

I’m an independent artisan who makes toys you can touch and feel, filled with magic, created to satisfy the inner child we all carry inside.
If PIRATE TERRIBLE sparks nostalgia, excitement, or the urge to play again… then you’re in the right place.

PIRATE TERRIBLE was born from an obsession:
the objects that marked our childhood deserve to exist as we remember them, not as cheap or soulless versions.

Here, we don’t pursue industrial perfection.
We pursue emotion!

Each piece is created with time, trial and error, and love.
Sometimes as a faithful replica.
Sometimes as an alternative version.
Always as a treasure.
We don’t make official products.
We don’t follow trends.
We don’t mass-produce.
We make toys.
Toys that can be touched, felt, and enjoyed.
Toys for the inner child who never left.
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